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I Need Her

I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue
Me, and her maybe we will go out on the town, in one big gown
A gown made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some real big dude
Yes we could go far in a blue car or maybe on a train in the rain, man I think she must be so insane
Insane, no rather so crazy that she will probably leave me rimes carved in to dimes, just to say how much she loves me
I need her, but not in a suit made out of one really big bur
I think she needs me to, but not when I jump from behind a corner with a big boo
A boo which is intended to scare her right dawn to her shoe-oes
Me, and her maybe we will go vow, the town in one big pare of shoe-oes
A pare of shows made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some really big dude
Yes we could, speed read in vane on a fast train, run in the hot sun, or go hi in a tie shaped rocket
Yes hi in a tie shaped rocket, one going to outer pace, armed with mace
In outer space where we would need to us the mace to subdue a race, of space breathing eel who would try to peal us for there next meal I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue

She Just Made An Apple Pie

She just made an apple pie
We can eat it on the run, in the sun or even the rain
Man she is not insane rather crazy ’cause she likes her pie with gravy on top,
But not cheese and fries with gravy on top
In fact like me she is an union ring person not a french-fry lover
Yes with dip she likes tortilla chips and her dip of chose is a combination of salsa and pee sup,
And min is homos and with homos I like baby carets
She ones had a pet ferret and I never have had even one pet of my own
She wares tie die ponchos and I where jeans and T-shirts
And she was born in a plain over the Atlantic Ocean and I was born in a hospital in Toronto
She likes puffed wheat and I thought none liked puffed wheat
She ones went swimming on a 30-degree day warring just a winter cote
Like I said see is not insane rather crazy enough to have on a dare chugged a leader of fermented orange juice, and I never have
And maybe I have maybe her up but I would love to meet her ’cause she can sing the entire song, A Day In The Life back words
And like I have said maybe I have made her up but I would still like to meet her

Me With You

I was blue
Now not you to
Here have my shoe
It contains soup
That needs a scoop
You want one that’s big
I want one that’s small
Yeah let’s have a ball
But not a fall dawn the stares
Oh who cares if you get hurt ’cause you look good in your skirt
Let’s just flirt
It won’t hurt
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
On a date
Is it going to be fate
Oh and should I bate you with my shoe
It’ll probably be filled with soup
And you’ll won’t a scoop
And I’ll won’t a scoop
You’ll won’t one that’s big
I’ll won’t one that’s small
Then we’ll have a ball
But we won’t fall dawn the stares
Stares you’ll probably get some ’cause you’ll look good in your skirt
We’ll start to flirt
And it won’t hurt me with you
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
I was blue
Now not you to

Green Shoes, Two Blue Shoes Won’t Make You Part of The “IN” Crowed

“You got to be kidding! He wants blue shoes? Doesn’t he know they won’t make him part of the in crowed. And did you suggest green shoes? Yes but he said he still wants blue shoes…oh. OK! OK! Ok he is foolish isn’t he!?! Well maybe it is that ones he gets his blue shoes, he will realize that he should of got green ones. Well but not green ones made of green grass from his lawn ’cause then he will never be in the loop, part of the in crowed. No you say that is not it at all. So what is it then? Oh I now he is so foolish that before he can realize he needs green shoes, he will have to try to make shoes out of blue sky. No he dos not won’t blue sky shoes? So what dos he want anyway? Well you say he just wants a really good pair of blue shoes. Hum, ok so he is just a guy with integrity then. Yeah a guy who knows what his feet need, good fitting blue shoes. He wants good fitting blue shoes.

Green Shoes, Part Two Someone Went Too Far, And Green Shoes will Always Make You Part of The “IN” Crowed, Well Except If There Made of Grass

“Man, look! What a foolish dud he is. His shoes are to green! He is now out of the loop. And his little woman. She is still in the loop. ‘Cause her shoes are greener then his!”

“In fact, I sold him his shoes last month. And I won’t sell him his shoes next month. And nor the next month. And nor the next month…
And it’s all because he wanted his shoes greener and greener. Yes that was ’till one day when his shoes wear like his lawn…made of grass. And that was just too far…too far for those who are in the loop. So we cast him out of the loop and onto the street, making room for another person to enter the loop. He too wanted green shoes, like the guy before him(the one we caste out)…until one day, he to wet too far. He wanted his shoes made of grass, like his lawn. But, like his little woman and all those who came before her, she is still in the loop…with greener shoes than his.”

The Green Shoes, Part One Someone Will Always Go Too Far, And Green Shoes will Always Make You Part of The “IN” Crowed

“Man, look! What a modern dude he is. His shoes are green! He must be in the loop. And his little woman. She is in the loop too. Her shoes are greener than his!”

“In fact, I sold him is shoes last month. And I’ll sell him his shoes next month. And the next month. And the next month… And he’ll always want his shoes greener and greener. Until one day his shoes are like his lawn…made of grass. And that is just too far…too far for those who are in the loop. We’ll have to cast him out of the loop and onto the street, making room for another person to enter the loop. He, too will want green shoes, like the guy before him…until one day, he will also go too far. He will want shows made of grass, like his lawn. But, like his little woman and all those who came before her, she’ll still be in the loop…with greener shoes than his.”