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I Am A Poet

I am a poet
And I sure know it
So I’m writing this in rime
‘Cause I sure do have the time
To tell you all I am a poet
So their I should it
My skill for writing
So now you can go siting
This my piece
So now I’ll just go and cease
‘Cause this is the end it’s over
Their I’m gonna stop Mr. Dover

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Howard

Feel the love, feel the man fall dawn in the shower, yes it is the real big hour, no not the time for Howard

I Need Her

I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue
Me, and her maybe we will go out on the town, in one big gown
A gown made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some real big dude
Yes we could go far in a blue car or maybe on a train in the rain, man I think she must be so insane
Insane, no rather so crazy that she will probably leave me rimes carved in to dimes, just to say how much she loves me
I need her, but not in a suit made out of one really big bur
I think she needs me to, but not when I jump from behind a corner with a big boo
A boo which is intended to scare her right dawn to her shoe-oes
Me, and her maybe we will go vow, the town in one big pare of shoe-oes
A pare of shows made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some really big dude
Yes we could, speed read in vane on a fast train, run in the hot sun, or go hi in a tie shaped rocket
Yes hi in a tie shaped rocket, one going to outer pace, armed with mace
In outer space where we would need to us the mace to subdue a race, of space breathing eel who would try to peal us for there next meal I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue

She Just Made An Apple Pie

She just made an apple pie
We can eat it on the run, in the sun or even the rain
Man she is not insane rather crazy ’cause she likes her pie with gravy on top,
But not cheese and fries with gravy on top
In fact like me she is an union ring person not a french-fry lover
Yes with dip she likes tortilla chips and her dip of chose is a combination of salsa and pee sup,
And min is homos and with homos I like baby carets
She ones had a pet ferret and I never have had even one pet of my own
She wares tie die ponchos and I where jeans and T-shirts
And she was born in a plain over the Atlantic Ocean and I was born in a hospital in Toronto
She likes puffed wheat and I thought none liked puffed wheat
She ones went swimming on a 30-degree day warring just a winter cote
Like I said see is not insane rather crazy enough to have on a dare chugged a leader of fermented orange juice, and I never have
And maybe I have maybe her up but I would love to meet her ’cause she can sing the entire song, A Day In The Life back words
And like I have said maybe I have made her up but I would still like to meet her

Me With You

I was blue
Now not you to
Here have my shoe
It contains soup
That needs a scoop
You want one that’s big
I want one that’s small
Yeah let’s have a ball
But not a fall dawn the stares
Oh who cares if you get hurt ’cause you look good in your skirt
Let’s just flirt
It won’t hurt
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
On a date
Is it going to be fate
Oh and should I bate you with my shoe
It’ll probably be filled with soup
And you’ll won’t a scoop
And I’ll won’t a scoop
You’ll won’t one that’s big
I’ll won’t one that’s small
Then we’ll have a ball
But we won’t fall dawn the stares
Stares you’ll probably get some ’cause you’ll look good in your skirt
We’ll start to flirt
And it won’t hurt me with you
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
I was blue
Now not you to