Category Archives: slam poems

Yes I Was Like Stone

I’m stiff with fear hear
From your push and shove
Where’s your love
‘Cause I’m dying deep inside
Where’s your love

You shoved hard
I didn’t hit the ground
Nor did bleed
Or even start to cry
Your names’ll never hurt me

Hurt me and I’ll scream
Scream about what you did
If I’d courage
Maybe you’d had’ta change
Had’ta change yourself

I’m alright, alright
‘Cause I’m liking myself less
Less then yesterday
Yesterday before I know you
Before I got like stone

I’m free like bird now
From your push and shove
Where’s your love
I’m not dying inside anymore
Where’s your love

You shoved hard
I didn’t hit the ground
Nor did bleed
Or even start to cry
Your names they hurt me

Hurt me you did that
Scream about what you did
I’ve courage now
Maybe you’d have’ta change yourself
If I did

I’m alright, alright
‘Cause I’m liking myself more
More then yesterday
Yesterday wen I know you
Yes I was like stone

I Need Her

I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue
Me, and her maybe we will go out on the town, in one big gown
A gown made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some real big dude
Yes we could go far in a blue car or maybe on a train in the rain, man I think she must be so insane
Insane, no rather so crazy that she will probably leave me rimes carved in to dimes, just to say how much she loves me
I need her, but not in a suit made out of one really big bur
I think she needs me to, but not when I jump from behind a corner with a big boo
A boo which is intended to scare her right dawn to her shoe-oes
Me, and her maybe we will go vow, the town in one big pare of shoe-oes
A pare of shows made for two that won’t get us booed, but rather cheered by some really big dude
Yes we could, speed read in vane on a fast train, run in the hot sun, or go hi in a tie shaped rocket
Yes hi in a tie shaped rocket, one going to outer pace, armed with mace
In outer space where we would need to us the mace to subdue a race, of space breathing eel who would try to peal us for there next meal I need her, but not in a cote made of four
I think she needs me to, but not when I am blue

She Just Made An Apple Pie

She just made an apple pie
We can eat it on the run, in the sun or even the rain
Man she is not insane rather crazy ’cause she likes her pie with gravy on top,
But not cheese and fries with gravy on top
In fact like me she is an union ring person not a french-fry lover
Yes with dip she likes tortilla chips and her dip of chose is a combination of salsa and pee sup,
And min is homos and with homos I like baby carets
She ones had a pet ferret and I never have had even one pet of my own
She wares tie die ponchos and I where jeans and T-shirts
And she was born in a plain over the Atlantic Ocean and I was born in a hospital in Toronto
She likes puffed wheat and I thought none liked puffed wheat
She ones went swimming on a 30-degree day warring just a winter cote
Like I said see is not insane rather crazy enough to have on a dare chugged a leader of fermented orange juice, and I never have
And maybe I have maybe her up but I would love to meet her ’cause she can sing the entire song, A Day In The Life back words
And like I have said maybe I have made her up but I would still like to meet her

This Game

Throw a spoken poem, I can say more some times, then by conversations with, those who, seem to be no more then just an agent, of societies inquisition
The one that came about spontaneously
Spontaneously by the education system acting as there is only one way we humans learn, and one way we out to be, over and over again
They did it over and over again
No, we won’t by this stuff
Oh… what we must by this stuff if we are to win, this game
You see the problem is must of us play, this game, all to willingly unaware, that most of the goods, which are marketed to us where proudest in conditions, which hurt and hinder the worker and the environment
You see I won’t to not by these goods but I must, because I can’t afford the foe presenter that where actually made will, respecting the worker and the environment, because I have chosen to be trough to who I am, and not become who they want me to be
Who they won’t me to be, is a walking billboard with company slogans on my chest
Who they won’t me to be, is a towel, which will help to feed the greed of motley national companies
No I won’t be who way won’t me to be,
Instead I will listen to my conscience
And my conscience says, it is important for us to try not to lows our individuality, because if we did, then we will be no more then automatons, which can be reprogrammed at will by propaganda from a terrorist group, cropped governments, or any big organization with nefarious, or self satisfying intensions
Throw a spoken poem, I can say more some times, then by conversations with, those who, seem to be no more then just an agent, of societies inquisition
The one that came about spontaneously
Spontaneously by the education system acting as there is only one way we humans learn, and one way we out to be, over and over again

Me With You

I was blue
Now not you to
Here have my shoe
It contains soup
That needs a scoop
You want one that’s big
I want one that’s small
Yeah let’s have a ball
But not a fall dawn the stares
Oh who cares if you get hurt ’cause you look good in your skirt
Let’s just flirt
It won’t hurt
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
On a date
Is it going to be fate
Oh and should I bate you with my shoe
It’ll probably be filled with soup
And you’ll won’t a scoop
And I’ll won’t a scoop
You’ll won’t one that’s big
I’ll won’t one that’s small
Then we’ll have a ball
But we won’t fall dawn the stares
Stares you’ll probably get some ’cause you’ll look good in your skirt
We’ll start to flirt
And it won’t hurt me with you
Me with you
Ooh that’ll do
Ooh that’ll do
Me with you
I was blue
Now not you to

I Won’t To Run In To All The Schools

I won’t to run in to all the schools and grab all those I see bullying and give them a well thought out talk on how there actions can gravely effect there peers lives in a negative way
And hay, maybe it will help to curve the number of school students who are being harassed
Well in reality if I where to do this they would probably throw me in the slammer or hall me of to the loony bin
Yes they would think I was loony, but I would not be, rather I would just be a concerned citizen trying to save the young before it was to late
And it’s already to late for many
Oh the ones who where kids and youth ones and have themselves been victims
Victims of the ones who where poshing, shoving and hurling hurtful words in the halls, in the playgrounds and on the yellow buses
Yes bullying is ruining the kids and youth of their right to a place they can learn in safety
And you can’t remedy this by giving out an in school or out of school suspension from classes to the bullies who do propitiate this kind of shit on their fellow pears
‘Cause the only real way to eliminate this is to deal with the rout of the problems of the ons who do become bullies
And I’m not saying that it would be easy to solve there problems,
But it is something we most do ’cause sourly we don’t won’t disgruntled kids and youth to shoe up at there schools with guns doing what the teens did in Columbine and Taber
And I repeat I still won’t to run in to all the schools and grab all those I see bullying and give them a well thought out talk on how there actions can gravely effect there peers lives in a negative way
And hay, maybe it will help to curve the number of school students who are being harassed
Well in reality if I where to do this they would probably throw me in the slammer or hall me of to the loony bin

I Won’t My Rightful Peas Of The Pie

I won’t my rightful peas of the pie and I won’t cry
When you give up on planes I thought we were going to see throw to the vary end
Friend whir you ever really worthy of me referring to you as my best friend
And can we ever really mend our life to a point ware we can have unbridled curiosity again
Again we profane others culture occasionally till they runaway like chickens with there heads cut off
Yes we are not much better then bullies in a school playground
But off we must still go in a hurry to try to say we will not tolerate bullying and the like
‘Cause we sourly don’t won’t the kids and youth to go to school in an environment they feel is not safe
Yes safety playgrounds they are way to safe to have fun played on them by the young
‘Cause the slides are to frictiony and the like
Like it has been said a million ways and a million times we all need love
Love of a good gall or guy,
Love of a friend,
And the love of your family
Yes families can fall apart do to the parents losing there spark for echo other
Oh it is a spark of flame we us to light a bonfire
‘Cause when we go camping we always want to cook hot dogs, meet or veggie and don’t forget the mighty meltable marshmallow
And yes the mighty meltable marshmallow is not veggie
You say haw can that be?
Well marshmallows have gelatine and gelatine has ground up animal huff in it
It is not the end of the world ’cause some people feel it is ok to put fish jeans in tomatoes
But rather a time for us to question what kind of world we won’t to live in in the future
Ok in the future we may be indeed going to strange new worlds like Captain Picard and his crew of the star ship enterprise did in Star Trek The Next Generation
And I still won’t my rightful peas of the pie and I won’t cry
When you give up on dreams I thought we both thought we could see throw to the vary end
Friend whir you ever really worthy of me referring to you as my best friend
And can we ever really mend our life to a point ware we can have unfettered enjoyment again
Again we listen to music ’cause sometimes we don’t know what ells to do to keep us happy, thinking and just coping
No we are not just coping ’cause we are having fun if only fore a vary fleeting time
Like the time it takes to see a great consort or go to a great party
A party I could shear go for one now
One with great friends all around, laughing and stuffing their faces with munches
Munches um munches I sore could go for some now